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cosmo tip #156

expertcosmotips:

want to be sexy AND creative??? buy a shitload of different lipsticks and give your man a rainbow dick- with your mouth! then take a picture and post it on your flickr! other girls will be SO. JEALOUS.

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#he'll have the most beautiful penis in town #post it on deviant art too it would totally make the front page #this makes you an official photographer #getvampcorn #submission
he'll have the most beautiful penis in town post it on deviant art too it would totally make the front page this makes you an official photographer getvampcorn submission
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