January 2012
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and so i go from floor to floor
looking for the port of call
another drunk conquistador
conquering the governor’s ball
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itunes played the exact song that i wanted to play next and i started crying
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“wait what was IN that shot?”
“tobasco sauce”
“okay I was just wondering why my throat was burning”
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"hungry as fuq" haiku
i’m hungry as fuq
wish liz would get outta class
so we could go eat
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uuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhh
wantsomepizza:
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOW THE BAR THAT I USE TO CLICK ON MY COMPUTER IS FUCKING UP
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCK
IM GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN I SWEAR TO SCIENCE
i’m going to start saying “I swear to science”
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fucking fuck my life it’s Friday and it’s gorgeous outside but I’m stuck in this class until 3:15 wah I wanna go outside
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haha yeah i have some crimes under my belt…
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“hello fellas…here I am”
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“I’m saving you, Megan”
tabonell:
Typing Like This Is A Lot Of Work But It’s Worth It In The End
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cosmo tip #156
expertcosmotips:
want to be sexy AND creative??? buy a shitload of different lipsticks and give your man a rainbow dick- with your mouth! then take a picture and post it on your flickr! other girls will be SO. JEALOUS.
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