jon hamm looks like he just woke up
Kerry. 22. A pretty princess that hails from RVA, currently living in NOVA. english major/writing minor, witty waitress, ardent atheist, staunch feminist, lover of literature, wino, wit, nicotine fiend, weedqueen extraordinaire. I like David Bowie, The Velvet Underground, The Shins, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, cats, Elliott Smith, Lady Gaga, Kristen Wiig, comedy, ridiculousness, beer, absurdity, Shakespeare, and cool fashionz~. I'm blonde. I am my hair.
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so i went to my new job’s orientation tonight and it was like a mass orientation for all the new hires of all the restaurants in the company, but I was the only one from my restaurant so I guess I have to take all the training classes by myself?? lol oh well
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
it can still become a sexed slur if the users of said slur don’t know what they’re saying, as the person above pointed out.
like yeah, I’m sure all these gross boys think, “hey, you know what? I’m calling this guy the same thing I call female genitalia but it’s different because of this 16th century word.”
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’